March 2012
is it wrong to tell one of your facebook friends that you don’t actually talk to that they’re a fucking moron
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February 2012
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aw i just realized there’s a decent chance i’ll miss the next two thanksgivings wah
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feeling almost certain that i’m fucked for co-op
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whilewestillhave-time:
Frank Turner - I Knew...
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fuckjeff:
The Early November- Ever So Sweet.
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via bonapartay)
tardris:
written by oscar award winner bret...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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kanyevvest:
thewordevilisindevil:
kanyevvest:
i cant wait 2 reach my goal weight
this is probably the most offensive thing i’ve ever seen on the internet. people are fucking assholes. it’s completely ridiculous that people actually think this is okay to say. seriously? fuck off. i understand that the point is all of these already skinny girls want to lose weight so the skeleton would be...
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we don’t believe in filler, baby.
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i had a burrito for lunch and i may or may not be considering having a burrito for dinner. burrito life.
